The holidays are here again, and your employees don’t want to attend some boring shindig at the bowling alley or yet another generic event at the local banquet hall. Hosting a party at your company’s office is out of the question, too, and as tempting as it might sound, you probably don’t want a bunch of folks hanging out at your own house, either. Make the season extra merry by meeting your coworkers at our Woonsocket strip club to party all night long with the Rhode Island Dolls.
No Awkward Small Talk
Being backed into a corner as the guy from Accounting jabbers on about his recent trip to Florida can really put a damper on your holiday cheer. If you love your coworkers but don’t quite love them enough to learn all the intricate details of their lives, you’ll be relieved to attend a staff party at Rhode Island Dolls. The dim lights, pulsing beats, and beautiful women at our classy gentlemen’s club provide a welcome distraction throughout your visit, freeing you to focus on things other than office gossip and the life stories of overly chatty coworkers.
Skip the Cleanup
Want to get guests to vacate a party quickly? Ask for help cleaning up. After an evening of eating, drinking, and being merry, most people are too tired to help you put away tables or throw away everybody else’s trash. You can always delegate people to help with after-party cleanup, but then you’ll have to deal with all the drama about how Nina from Sales never has to help or Paul from Tech Support always gets stuck doing everything. If that’s not something you feel like listening to this year, come party with the RI Dolls. We’ll take your dishes to the sink for you, and we promise you won’t have to fold any chairs or take down a bunch of red and green streamers before you go home.
If you follow us on Facebook or have friends in the area, you probably already know that the Rhode Island Dolls are hot, hot, hot! Our exotic dancers are classy, confident, and breathtakingly beautiful. Whether you’ve been naughty, nice, or a little bit of both, stop on in with your fellow employees and let our attractive strippers show you a good time.
What’s a party without food? We’ve got tons of delicious dishes for you to chow down on, from filet mignon and shrimp cocktails to traditional favorites like burgers, fries, and pizza. Don’t forget to finish your meal off with one of our mouthwatering “Happy Endings” desserts.
A bit of alcohol can make any party more fun, and we’ve got plenty of different beverages to quench your thirst at our Rhode Island strip club. Keep it simple by chugging down some water with a slice of lemon, or enjoy a few bottlenecks with your buddies from the office. If you’re hosting an upscale party and really want to treat your employees to a fun night out, ask us about our high-quality bottles of bubbly.
The holidays can be a bit rough for some of us, but you won’t have time to dwell on your lack of good fortune when you party with the RI Dolls. The club is filled with positive energy, and our stunning strippers will do their very best to ensure that this is one holiday party you’ll never forget. Reserve a room, show up with your coworkers, and relax. We’ll take care of the rest.
Things to Remember
The Rhode Island Dolls are taking December 25th off to enjoy the day with their loved ones, so make sure to book your staff party at our strip joint before or after that date. We’re hosting our annual holiday party on Christmas Eve from 12pm to 6pm, and VIP areas are available for you and your employees if you wish to join us that day. If you prefer to come at a different time, our gorgeous girls will still get you in the holiday mood with entertaining sets, seductive outfits, and private dances. Our Rhode Island strip club is open 7 days a week, and we can’t wait to see you and your coworkers on one of them.