I just found out that I’ll be deployed again soon. Right before our last deployment, my buddies and I had one last hurrah at RI Dolls. This time will be no different. It’s like we’re starting a tradition that we will continue to do for our brothers after us, and a good one at that. Since we all live in Rhode Island, we figured RI Dolls in Woonsocket would be the perfect place to meet up. We could eat dinner (the food there is amazing) and have a few drinks, all while being entertained by the hottest strippers on the East Coast. There’s no better way to spend your last hours before heading out onto the battlefield.
This year, I’m in charge of setting the whole thing up. I know I need to make it a good one, so the pressure is on. I’ve been thinking about how the night will play out. We’ll all dress nice and meet at RI Dolls in time for dinner. I know I’ll order something awesome, like the filet mignon and a side of shrimp cocktail. We never go cheap when we spend the night at RI Dolls. I will enjoy every last morsel because it will be a long time before I eat a piece of meat that tender again. We’ll order our favorite drinks, and cap it off with dessert. But we know that’s not the only dessert we’ll be indulging in tonight.
Yeah, we’re watching the fine ladies cruising the floor. While we eat our amazing dinner, we see the most hottest hotties in the state of Rhode Island, Now I know why they call this place Rhode Island Dolls. We’re all looking for the stripper who we think is the finest– the one we want to get a lap dance from. I spot mine almost instantly. When my eyes met hers, I knew she was the erotic dancer for me.
I’m going to call her Bridget, because she looked like a Celtic goddess. She had long and curly red hair, and tiny freckles splattered across her nose. Her emerald green costume makes her green eyes stand out like beacons in an ocean storm. Okay, yeah, that’s a little corny, but we won’t be in the company of women for a few months, so we might as well make this time at RI Dolls nice and sappy.
Since our gazes met, she turned slightly and waved goodbye to the person she was talking to. Now she’s walking towards me. Her pale skin is flawless, and her lips are plump and rosy. Her slender arms have shallow curves in all the right places. And her booty, DAMN! That booty is high and firm, and even better than what you’d expect to see on a goddess. I’ve hit the jackpot because even this girl’s feet are gorgeous. It didn’t take long for all the other guys to choose a Doll from the crowd and set up a lap dance.
Each guy sat kind of close to the others, but, you know, not too close. We just want to be able to get a peak at all the other girl’s dancing techniques because they are so hot. Then Joe had a great idea, and when this dance was over we will pay our way into the VIP room. It will be like our own private party in there. We each pitch in and still have money left over, so why not? It’s so nice to have that private area while we’re out partying. Especially since in no time we’ll be taking off to the desert where nothing like this exists.
While we hang out in the VIP room, there are a bunch of dancers walking around. Some of them are topless. Actually, I’ve never splurged to go into the VIP room, so I’m not sure if that actually happens. But wouldn’t it be cool if it does? I can’t wait to go to RI Dolls to find out.
Anyway, some girls will be walking around topless, and we’ll all be drinking champagne in fancy glasses. I’m feeling like I’m on top of the world. I know we’ll all have a few more lap dances with these hot strippers. There’s so many sexy ladies at RI Dolls, and I want to have all of them dance for me at least once.
My buddies and I will stay until RI Dolls gentleman’s club closes, and then all go back to Joe’s to crash. Although, if this visit to RI Dolls was anything like the last, we won’t be going to sleep right away. We’re going to be knocking on our girl’s doors for a little sumthin’ sumthin, into the wee hours of the morning.