I’m a friendly and caring guy, but for some reason, I haven’t had a girlfriend in 2 years. As you can imagine, things can get pretty lonely for me on the weekends. I’ve decided not to wallow in pity. Instead, I’m going to RI Dolls this weekend. At least when I’m there I know beautiful girls will pay attention to me. I can imagine how much fun I’ll have….
I jump into my truck and head over to RI Dolls in Woonsocket, Rhode Island at about 5 PM. This gives me enough time to get there before they start charging a cover. I also have time to enjoy a nice dinner before the night really heats up. I’ve heard amazing things about the food at RI Dolls, so I must try it for myself. Guys say that this club’s food is almost as yummy as the strippers. I’ll decide that for myself after I get to try each of them.
After I park my truck, I go inside. I am welcomed by a bouncer with the biggest arms I’ve ever seen and a sexy Doll in bright red lingerie. When I mention I’m there for dinner, the Doll walks me to a table. Soon after, a cute waitress comes over and takes my drink order while I take some time to browse through the menu. It’s hard to pick just one thing off the menu because it all looks so good. First, I ordered beer battered onion rings for an appetizer. They are perfect to snack on while I drink my Bud Light. I decide to go with a manly meal of filet mignon, with rice, broccoli, and a side Caesar salad as the main course. And no meal at a strip club is complete without a happy ending. There are several great desserts to chose from. I had a slice of rich chocolate cake. I drink another beer and let my food settle before I take part in the night’s festivities.
Now that my stomach has settled, I move over to a seat at the main stage. Before long, a new girl is announced by the DJ and a Motley Crew song is piped through the speakers. When I say this girl is the sexiest girl I have ever laid eyes on, I’m being modest. She is so beautiful that I can’t even put it into words. This is the girl I want to have dance for me when her main-stage performance is over.
Since I’m sitting right in front of her now, I can’t take my eyes off her. But, really, who would want to. This Doll has it all: curves in all the right places, a firm tush, voluptuous breasts, and long brown hair that’s thick, wavy, and silky soft. She has creamy soft skin, and a light tan. She smells amazing, though I have no idea what kind of perfume she’s wearing. When she dances close to me on the stage, I can even smell the peppermint on her breath. Just for that, I give her an extra tip.
Unlike lap dances and private dances where there isn’t much room for a stripper to perform, when they dance on stage they have the ability to show off their skills. This chick, who I found out is named Alisha, dances like no other stripper I’ve ever seen before. I could tell she has some professional dance experience, which made her strip tease performance better than most others. I especially like the way she whips her hair around. She reminds me of Salma Hayek’s snake dance in the movie “From Dusk Till Dawn.” I’m telling you, if you haven’t seen that scene, then go look it up on YouTube. You won’t be disappointed!
When Alisha’s performance was over, she sashayed behind the curtain. In a couple of minutes, she emerged from an inconspicuous door looking totally refreshed and stunningly beautiful. I don’t know how she knows I want to talk to her, but she is walking directly to me. It is nice to have someone want to join me in conversation, without me having to ask first. She sat down next to me, and then pulled her chair as close to mine as possible. She whispers in my ear that she thinks I am the sexiest guy in the club. I know she’s just trying to butter me up so I’ll give her a good tip, and it’s working. We talk for a long time, and share a bottle of champagne. When the bottle is empty, I ask her for a private dance.
As my fantasy continues, I get several more private dances with her. We drink another bottle of champagne, I spend all my money on her, and I leave RI Dolls feeling happier than I have in a very long time. The next time anyone tells me that they are missing the companionship of a woman, I’m going to suggest that they go to RI Dolls.