People always say that the odds of winning the lottery are slim to none. I guess that means I’m a really lucky guy, because last month I hit it big time! I haven’t decided yet if I’m going to quit my job or keep working. What I have decided is that I’m going to RI Dolls gentleman’s club this weekend to celebrate my winnings. Actually, I’m taking all my buddies with me and I’m going to spread my wealth!
I’ve been planning this night for a while now. Since money is no object, I’m planning on calling RI Dolls to see what kind of special things I can buy for our visit to my favorite strip club. Even though nothing is set in stone yet, I have a pretty good idea of how I’d like the night to play out. It will go something like this:
I’m going to hire a limo to pick up each of my friends at their houses. Of course, they will look sharp when they walk out the front door and slide into the posh leather seats of the limo. I’ll have several bottles of bubbly and a fridge full of beers to enjoy during the ride. I’ll also make sure there is music playing in the limo, but not too loud so that we can hear each other talk. The play list will include songs from my all-time favorite band, Pearl Jam. While our time riding in the limo will be a blast, the real party will start when we get to Woonsocket and pull into the RI Dolls parking lot.
I’ll go through the doors of the strip club first, so I can pay everyone’s cover charge. I am the boss tonight, after all! I plan to call ahead and reserve the entire VIP room for me and my boys, so we’ll head straight there. As we walk through the club, I hope to get a good vibe. This is going to be an awesome night!
When we walk into the VIP room, there are already a handful of erotic dancers waiting for us. The tables are topped with chilled champagne bottles and fancy crystal glasses. I am also going to try and arrange a special table full of food for us to eat throughout the night. Since RI Dolls has a great menu full of amazing food, I have no doubt that everything will taste fantastic. My friends are known to eat a lot, so I might have to request that the food table be re-stalked several times while we are there.
After everyone gets a drink and some food, the girls will settle in and start to perform for us. I hope to be able to pay one flat fee for these girls to dance for us all night. I’ll also give my friends each a stack of one’s to tip the sexy ladies while they strip for us. I’m going to set a rule that at least 4 dancers must be dancing naked at all times. This way we always have something nice to look at all night long. I am also going to request that we have a good variety of redheads, blondes, and brunette dancers in the room with us. I’ll even pay extra to have the club’s top performers reserved for our entertainment only.
The main reason why I want to go to RI Dolls is to see some skin, and a lot of it. I am going to have a naked girl on my lap as much as possible. I don’t even care if she’s dancing! I just want to smell her sweet scent next to me. I want to be close enough to see her skin glisten under the club lights. I want to set my eyes on a pair of plump breasts and a round ass. I know I can’t touch the strippers at the club, but I know I’m going to want to. Good thing I have great self-control.
There is one RI Dolls stripper in particular that I hope to see at the club when we go. I forget her name, but she’s a hot little dark-haired exotic dancer with the most beautiful smile you’ve ever seen. If I can get her to stick with us for the entire night, she will be paid handsomely, although you can’t put a price tag on her. She is hands down the best stripper in Rhode Island. And she’ll be all mine to play with for the entire night at RI Dolls.
As for the rest of the evening, we will just have to see how things pan out. I can only plan for so much. The rest of the fun just has to happen naturally. But, if I have anything to do with it, this is going to be one hell of a night at RI Dolls!