Hey – we all need to get away from our life sometimes, right? Sometimes we need to get away from our family. Sometimes we need to escape work. Sometimes you just want to be somewhere that has no influences of your daily life. And that is ok. Women do it all they time. They go shopping or to the spa. But where do us guys go? We head to Rhode Island Dolls in Woonsocket, RI. It’s a great place to just forget everything else and escape into a fantasy.
I’ll be honest. Rhode Island Dolls is one of my favorite places to hide out at. I could invite my buddies and make it a group thing but I kind of prefer to keep it a secret. It’s not that no one knows me there. But I do tend to keep the details of my private life private when I’m there. I can sit with the regulars and talk about baseball or politics or I can sit by myself and just enjoying watching the dancers. It just depends on what I’m in the mood for.
I know I need a day of escape when I start thinking about going to the club.
I look around to check out all the different strippers working tonight. I spot a few that I’d love to get a lap dance from. One girl is wearing a blue dress with silver rhinestones. Her light chestnut hair goes just past her shoulders, and I get a shiver every time she pushes her bangs to the side. Then there’s the blonde with short hair and a fire-engine red dress. She looks like a wild one. Oh, and that girl over there, with the pink mini skirt and diamond earrings. She looks so sweet and innocent, but I can tell she’s a little naughty. And man, do those legs go on for miles. I guess you could say I have a wide range of taste in women. Actually, I love all women!
Just being here and looking at the girls dancing and having fun I’m reminded that women aren’t always bitchy. I need to see a girl’s pleasant side. I wave to the Doll with the little pink skirt on, and she starts walking over to me. I keep my eyes on her until she’s standing in front of me. She tells me her name is Jenna, and then sits down on my lap. She is just as sweet as I thought she’d be. I tell her I want to call her Sugar. She giggles and says that she likes it when guys give her a special name. We talk a little bit more as I finished my beer. Then I ask her for a lap dance.
When the dance is over, Jenna mentions that she’s going on stage soon, but she’ll be back later to check on me. This is a performance I don’t want to miss. Luckily, the seat I was sitting at before is still empty, so I slide right into it and order another beer. As one girl takes a bow and saunters off the sage, I recognize the beat of a Metallica song. Next thing I know, the chick with the red dress and short blonde hair is coming out onto the stage. Bonus!!
I watch Blondie prance around the stage, showing off her sexy body with some amazing dance moves. She is teasing the audience by pulling the top of her dress up and down, before finally letting the entire thing tumble to the floor. She had matching red undies on, and nothing else. She is mesmerizing the guys sitting around the stage, which is now covered in dollar bills. This girl is really good!
I can actually hear the entire club get quieter as everyone focuses their attention on Blondie rocking the stage. I didn’t even notice that a new song came on, because I can’t get over hot she is. I can see every muscle in her tight stomach, and her strong calves are amazing. There’s not an ounce of fat on her arms. This girl really takes care of her self, and it shows. Jenna was good, but this is the girl I want to get a lap dance with next.
Honestly, just thinking about going to RI Dolls in Woonsocket makes me feel a little more relaxed and less stressed about life stuff. But I know that the more I think about it the more I need to actually go there and escape my everyday life. Just for a day. Just for a while. Then I can come back to life refreshed and ready to get back to work.