Sometimes weekends suck. I don’t have a girlfriend and haven’t had one for several years. For a long time, I just wallowed in self-pity. But then I decided enough was enough. I started going to Rhode Island Dolls gentlemen’s club in Woonsocket, RI on the weekends. And believe it or not, I started to feel less lonely.
Usually on Friday’s, I get off work a little early so that I can head over to RI Dolls before the cover charge changes. I also have time to enjoy a nice dinner before the night really heats up. The food there is amazing, to be honest.
Usually, after I park my truck, I go inside. I am welcomed by a bouncer with the biggest arms I’ve ever seen and a sexy Doll in bright red lingerie. When I mention I’m there for dinner, the Doll walks me to a table. Soon after, a cute waitress comes over and takes my drink order while I take some time to browse through the menu. It’s hard to pick just one thing off the menu because it all looks so good. First, I ordered beer battered onion rings for an appetizer. They are perfect to snack on while I drink my Bud Light. I decide to go with a manly meal of filet mignon, with rice, broccoli, and a side Caesar salad as the main course. And no meal at a strip club is complete without a happy ending. There are several great desserts to chose from. I had a slice of rich chocolate cake. I drink another beer and let my food settle before I take part in the night’s festivities.
Once my stomach has settled, I move over to a seat at the main stage. Before long, a new girl is announced by the DJ and a Motley Crew song is piped through the speakers. When I say this girl is the sexiest girl I have ever laid eyes on, I’m being modest. She is so beautiful that I can’t even put it into words. This is the girl I want to have dance for me when her main-stage performance is over.
Since I’m sitting right in front of her now, I can’t take my eyes off her. But, really, who would want to. This Doll has it all: curves in all the right places, a firm tush, voluptuous breasts, and long brown hair that’s thick, wavy, and silky soft. She has creamy soft skin, and a light tan. She smells amazing, though I have no idea what kind of perfume she’s wearing. When she dances close to me on the stage, I can even smell the peppermint on her breath. Just for that, I give her an extra tip.
Unlike lap dances and private dances where there isn’t much room for a stripper to perform, when they dance on stage they have the ability to show off their skills. This chick, who I found out is named Sandra, dances like no other stripper I’ve ever seen before. I could tell she has some professional dance experience, which made her strip tease performance better than most others. I especially like the way she whips her hair around. She reminds me of Salma Hayek’s snake dance in the movie “From Dusk Till Dawn.” I’m telling you, if you haven’t seen that scene, then go look it up on YouTube. You won’t be disappointed!
When Sandra’s performance was over, she sashayed behind the curtain. In a couple of minutes, she emerged from an inconspicuous door looking totally refreshed and stunningly beautiful. I don’t know how she knows I want to talk to her, but she is walking directly to me. It is nice to have someone want to join me in conversation, without me having to ask first. She sat down next to me, and then pulled her chair as close to mine as possible. She whispers in my ear that she thinks I am the sexiest guy in the club. I know she’s just trying to butter me up so I’ll give her a good tip, and it’s working. We talk for a long time, and share a bottle of champagne. When the bottle is empty, I ask her for a private dance.
This is really just a moment in time at one of my experiences at RI Dolls in Woonsocket. People tend to think that stripper bars are filled with lonely guys. And sometimes, that’s true. In my case it is anyway. But what’s wrong with that? Everyone needs to find a way to feel less lonely. And for me, it’s Rhode Island Dolls.