Losing a job sucks. There’s no simpler way to say it. I didn’t think it would happen to me. And I didn’t plan for it. You should – plan for it that is. It can happen to anyone and if you’re not prepared for the possibility, it can really mess with your mind.
When I lost my job it was like I lost my manhood. I mean guys – really, it makes you feel like a real man when you can support your family and make sure that everyone has everything they need, right? But when you suddenly can’t do that anymore and your wife has to go out and take a job until you can get your act together again, it can make you feel pretty bad about yourself.
I fell into a major slump. I moped around the house. I stopped taking care of myself. And my wife got really annoyed by that. We even stopped having sex for a while there. That didn’t help my spirits.
When my friends began to notice I was feeling down more often than not, they decided they’d intervene by taking me out for a night on the town. At first, they wouldn’t tell me where they were taking me, but one of them let it slip that we were going to Rhode Island Dolls. This gentlemen’s club is located in Woonsocket, RI, which isn’t too far from where I live. I began to protest, but then I started to think about it more and more. My wife was fine with the idea and thought it might do me good to go out with the guys. Since she was okay with it, I found myself thinking about what it would be like if my friends and I did go to Rhode Island Dolls.
The guys can get pretty rowdy when we’re all together and having a few drinks, but I think a strip club can handle us. I know John will want a lap dance as soon as we walk in, but I imagine we’d have some dinner first. I’ve heard that the food at RI Dolls is amazing, so I’d probably order something nice, like the 8 oz. Filet Mignon. I’d also get a dry martini to start off with. I can taste it now. Yummm! Oh, don’t forget the extra olives.
After we eat, I’d like to move closer to the stage so I can get a good view of the sexy stripers. I’ve also heard that there are girls that come around and give you a massage while you’re watching the dance show. I’ll definitely save some money for a massage. Sitting by the stage with a beer in my hand and a hot chick massaging my shoulders would definitely lift my spirits. It would be even better if I also had a Doll sitting on my lap at the same time.
After enjoying the show on the main stage, I’ll be ready for a lap dance. But if the guys really want to lift my spirits, they should take me into the VIP lounge. This more intimate setting will definitely make me happier. If I go into the VIP area I know it will be awesome. I’ve dreamed about this before and it’s always the same. I walk in and a bunch of exotic dancers surround me, and they are all vying for my attention. I sit down on a nice couch, a few girls sit on either side of me, and we shoot the shit for a couple minutes. Then “Pour Some Sugar On Me” comes through the speakers and I ask the girls for a dance. I want them all to dance for me.
All this visual stimulation had me smiling from ear to ear. I could also smell the exotic dancers’ sweet floral perfume in the air, which was mixed with the scent of fruity shampoo. The combination of sight and smell got me really turned on. As the song was ending, I wasn’t ready for my encounter with the 4 strippers to end, and with a nod to my friend he paid for another dance.
But just like any daydream, it has to end. Whenever I come back to reality after a dream like this, I’m wicked horny. Luckily, I have a wife who loves having sex. And after a great fantasy like the one I just had at Rhode Island Dolls, not only are my spirits lifted, but I know it’s going to be a good night for my wife and I.