It’s almost July and the summer is already getting pretty hot. The humidity hangs in the air and people are looking for ways to cool off – not get hotter, right? Well, Rhode Island Dolls in Woonsocket, RI is ready to show you that hotter can be a good thing and this July they are going to show you just how hot it can get.
Every July, RI Dolls hosts a Topless Bike and Car Wash and this year it is on July 20th. All the proceeds will go to benefit Breast Cancer Awareness. And I’m going to go!
I’ll be honest – I’ve never had a topless girl wash my car, never mind a sexy Doll with a perfect body wash my car for me. I think it’s going to be awesome! I can picture it now:
I arrive at RI Dolls promptly at 1PM, when the car wash starts. The line is already long with vehicles from several states waiting to experience a topless car wash. I can see several hot girls in little bikinis preparing to start the car wash. My excitement grows as the line of cars, trucks, and even motorcycles begins to move forward, albeit slowly. Pearl Jam is playing on the radio and I roll my windows down to catch the summer breeze. It’s a perfect day for a topless car wash!
When it’s finally my turn, I roll my window up as a Doll with voluptuous breasts starts spraying down my car. When another Doll comes over to help her, she is met with the cool spray of water from the hose. Oh no! Now her top is all wet and I can see right through it! Damn it, she has to take her top off now. The second Doll decides to retaliate by picking up the hose and squirting the first Doll. Now her bikini top is all wet too, so she takes it off. Her breasts are so firm that they barely fall when her top comes off. Yet, they look so juicy and squeezable. My mouth starts to water.
As the two Dolls work in unison to wash my car, I notice that their breasts push up against my window whenever they reach up to wash the roof. This is so awesome! Their nipples are practically in my face—only separated by a thin pain of glass. I have no idea what’s going on around me as these two girls washing my car have stolen my attention. As they lather up my vehicle, they also lather up each other. It’s so hot that I wish I could roll my window down to get some air.
After the final rinse, and just when I think my experience is over, the voluptuous Doll points out the food and beverages being offered a few feet away. I decide to park my clean car and walk over to see what’s in the spread. I immediately smell amazing food. Since the food at RI Dolls is always great, I know I won’t be disappointed with anything I eat. I hang around for a little bit, eating some food, having a couple cold drinks, and talking with other patrons and Dolls.
While talking with some of the Dolls that weren’t occupied by washing cars, they reminded me that I could go inside RI Dolls gentleman’s club for more entertainment. I didn’t have anything else going on that day, so I took her up on her suggestion. She walked me into the club, where the cool air felt amazingly refreshing. There was a stripper dancing on the main stage, two more strippers on the smaller stages, and a seat for me right in the middle of it all.
I ordered a beer and settled in. They are playing great music this afternoon. I never realized how cool it is to be at a strip club in the daytime! There’s enough other customers here to make you not feel like a creep, but it’s not so crowded that you can’t enjoy the view.
I have some cash on me, so I decide to get a lap dance. Just as this thought crossed my mind, a pretty redhead walks over to me and asks if I had my car washed. I laugh and said that I did and that it was the best car wash I ever had. She laughed in response, while tugging at a long strand of red hair. I ask her if she could give me a lap dance and she was happy to dance for me.
The rest of my fantasy is private. If you want to know what happens next, just create your own fantasy. If it helps, then go to the RI Dolls Topless Car and Bike Wash on July 20th, from 12 noon – 3 pm for inspiration. At the least, you’ll walk away with a sparkling clean car!