So, my semester is not going to so well. I’ve been bailing on a lot of classes and I think there’s at least one that I might fail. If I do, I’m going to have to go to summer school in order to keep on track and graduate with the rest of my college friends. And my girlfriend is really going to be pissed if I have to stay behind and do another semester of school without her around. I mean, she’ll be pissed if I have to go to summer school, too. But I think summer school might be the lesser of the two.
But, if I have to go to summer school it means I get to stay here for a couple months. Plus, if I’m here and she’s back at home working a summer job…I can sneak off to RI Dolls with my buddies more often! I’ve been thinking about it and I think it would go something like this:
My buddies and I start out with a few beers and some appetizers, and we talk about what we can do to salvage our summer weekends to have at least some fun in the sun. Out of the corner of my eye I spot a stripper dressed up as a teacher. My mouth falls to the floor. This Doll is gorgeous. To hell with the school girl, I want a hot teacher to teach me a lesson tonight. When she catches me looking at her, she walks over, tilts her glasses down, and asks me if I finished my homework. A huge smile swept across my face, but then I suddenly break into my role and tell her that I forgot it at home. She softly slaps my hand and tells me I have detention after school and that I better show up or I’ll be in big trouble. Then she walks away. The guys and I all look at each other and laugh.
A little while later, after a few more drinks and a couple lap dances, the teacher walks out on stage. I get as close as I can because I don’t want to miss this show. This exotic dancer looks just like a stereotypical teacher. Her long hair is piled on top of her head in a tight bun. She has large black glasses, a button-down white collared shirt, and a tight black pencil skirt that goes just past her knees. She’s also wearing some black nylons with a seem that runs up the back of her legs. A pair of red high heeled shoes and plump red lips complete this sexy teacher look. She’s carrying a book and a ruler. I can’t help but wonder what she’s going to do with that ruler!
Cliche, I know, but my mind plays “Too Hot For Teacher” as I watch this studious exotic dancer twirl around the stripper pole like no teacher I’ve ever seen before. She kicks off her shoes and one lands right in front of me. Next, she slowly starts to unbutton her shirt. But as she hits the middle button she pauses, looks around, and just pulls each side apart so the buttons go flying in the air. The audience gets louder as she shows her black bra to the crowd. My cheeks are starting to burn from smiling non-stop, but I don’t know what else to do.
I think my favorite part of this sexy teacher’s entire performance was when she reached up, pulled out a pencil that was hidden in her hair, and her waist-long wavy brown locks descended like a silky waterfall over her shoulders and down her back. She finally made a move near me and I was able to slip a crisp bill under her g-string. She bent over and told me that she’s still upset that I didn’t finish my homework and that I better be ready for detention. I couldn’t believe she remembered me, and the excitement and anticipation of what she was going to do was enough to send me into a stupor.
After her show was over, I went back to my table, but all the guys were off getting lap dances. My “teacher” was back in costume and came over to me when it was time for my detention. She took my hand and led me to a secluded area of the club. As we walked to our destination, she snapped the ruler against my butt and told me to never forget my homework again.
The next thing I knew, my alarm went off and I had to get to class. Man, Rhode Island Dolls know how to do summer school right. If my dream was anything like what our real night out at the RI Dolls gentleman’s club will be like, I’m in for some trouble!