There are too many people who understand how hard the holidays can be emotionally. The media makes it seem like everyone is happy and cheerful, hanging out with their families and loved ones, exchanging presents and drinking eggnog. It’s not like that for everyone, though.

Single people have had a hard time this year with all the isolation that has been encouraged and being alone during Christmas and the December holidays doesn’t make it any better. Often families live in other states. But we want to see you.

Rhode Island Dolls can help get rid of the holiday blues, even if we do have some restrictions.

One of the things I love about Rhode Island Dolls is the food.  You thought I’d say dancers didn’t you.  Well, that part is coming.  But, as a bachelor, I don’t get a lot of home-cooked meals and I’m honestly just tired of most restaurants.  Rhode Island Dolls, though? They have a great menu and even though I’ve eaten most of the food there dozens of times, I never get tired of it.  It’s just that good.  Whether I’m just having a snack with a couple drinks or a full meal, there’s always something there that tastes so good.  I never regret a meal there!

Now, the part I know you all want to hear about – the girls!  Rhode Island Dolls has the best variety and the best class of exotic dancers. The girls are friendly and happy and you can tell they love their job. They aren’t afraid to have a bit of conversation, and of course they are all very skilled at what they do.

I have a personal preference for women that are more on the athletic side.  I love a girl that has some muscle tone in her legs and a nice firm butt.  And if she has that girl next door look, all the better! Think Sporty Spice (ok, I know I’m showing my age a little bit here!) – long hair, and a sexy body that can really move. A lot of clubs focus on the girls with big breasts (and there are plenty of girls like that at RI Dolls strip club if that’s your thing) but this is a club that has a girl for everyone’s taste.

I love to see a girl that is able to maneuver her body around the pole in ways that you would never expect.  And if she has a bright smile for me, too, it is that much better.

Finally, there are the other people at the club that make the place feel at home.  From the bartenders to the security guys, there is always a friendly face.  And don’t forget the other patrons.  There are more people at Rhode Island Dolls that I consider “friends” than in almost any other part of my life.

RI Dolls is my go to place during the holidays when other people are going to parties and doing big family events but it is a great place to be during other times of the year, too.  They have special events throughout the year like Poker Derbies and Golf Tournaments, and I always make a point of turning up for those.  They support some great charities and it is an opportunity for me to put my job to the side for a bit and relax and have a good time with some fabulous people.

There has been a hold on these special events over the past year, but this pandemic won’t last forever. The time will come when we can all gather again to have a great time with our favorite Dolls.

If you’re in the Rhode Island area during the holiday season and you don’t have somewhere to be and you are feeling kind of lonely and down, stop by Rhode Island Dolls dance club.  Have a drink, have some good food and enjoy the dancers. 

Please remember to respect the rules during this time. We have implemented guidelines to be able to open and many of those rules are not ones that we have control over. Don’t get upset with the staff or the dancers when they have to tell you that something is not allowed or remind you to social distance.

Patrons will be reminded of our current rules before entering the club.

Be kind to each other. We are in this together.