10 Tips To Get The Ultimate Rhode Island Strip Club Experience

ultimate-strip-club-experienceIt’s a lot of fun to go to a strip club like Rhode Island Dolls in Woonsocket, RI. But have you ever watched TV and wished your experience was more like that? It can be. If you follow these tips, you’ll be rocking it hard at RI Dolls like a pimp-ed out rapper from the south.

1. Have a business meeting.

Did you know that business meetings are tax deductible? When you hold a meeting at RI Dolls gentleman’s club you’ll actually save money. A meeting with beautiful naked ladies dancing around you would be a productive one because everyone will be happy to be there enjoying the show.

2. Bring a hot girl with you.

Most of the hot girls in a strip club are swinging around poles, not sitting in the audience. So when one does come along, be prepared for a lot of attention from the Dolls. The strippers will come over and talk to your girl because they’d rather talk to a normal woman than a sleazy guy. You can reap the benefits of this because the strippers will feel less threatened by you, and will probably give you the greatest lap dance of your life.

3. Give the bouncer a good tip.

Everyone knows to give the exotic dancers a tip, but most people don’t even think about tipping the bouncer. If you tip the bouncer, who’s the gatekeeper of the strip club, you may get a few extra perks and special attention. The bouncer could help you get the best seat in the house, and then instruct the sexiest stripper in the joint to go over and say hi.

4. Pretend you’re a high roller.

Everyone knows money talks in a gentleman’s club. Even if you don’t have a lot of cash, you can look like you do. Dress up and wear a decent watch. Take a $50 or $100 bill and wrap it around a wad of singles. Causally take your wad of moola out for the strippers to see, without letting them in on your big secret. Don’t take advantage of the ladies and request a service that you can’t pay for. But is sure is fun to role-play to make the evening memorable.

5. Make friends with the strippers.

If you act like a gentleman by being polite, friendly, and charming, the better your chances are of spending more time with your favorite stripper. Your goal is to be THAT guy that the stripper genuinely likes. When you have a stripper that you’ve built a vibe with, the chances of you having an amazing night at RI Dolls goes through the roof.

6. Only use cash.

There are several reasons why it’s best to use cash at Rhode Island Dolls. First, you’re not leaving a paper trail of the night’s activities. Also, with cash, you have a limit to how much you can spend. There is nothing worse than waking up the next morning after your ultimate strip club experience to find out you’ve maxed out your credit card.

7. Request a long song for your lap dance.

You know that lap dances are measured by song length, right? So it’s a no brainer that you’ll get more than your money’s worth when you have a lap dance to a long song. First, request a long song from the DJ. Then, find your favorite Doll and ask her for a dance. By the time you’ve made your way over to the dance area and paid the fee, your long song should be starting. One of the longest songs you could request is “Bohemian Rhapsody.”

8. Play the sympathy card.

Bring a friend who’s injured and have him be your wingman. Yeah, it’s not very nice, but it works. You’re aim is to get empathy from the strippers through your friend’s misfortune. This may or may not work, but it’s worth a try.

9. Plan your visit.

If you visit a strip club close to a holiday, there’s a good chance there be special activities going on in the club. Most strip clubs have Christmas parties, Halloween parties, and other celebrations. During these special events, they often provide free snacks, special discounts, and unusually low prices. When your lap dance is half off, you can get two for the price of one! Also consider going to RI Dolls before 6PM when there’s no cover charge. Or take advantage of the fantastic lunch and drink specials offered every day. There’s nothing like good food to enhance your time at the strip club.

10. How far is too far to have a good time?

If you ask any frequent strip club visitor for one thing that you could do to guarantee an amazing strip club experience, you’ll get a million different answers. From cheesy advice like wear thin pants with no boxers, to good advice like what’s talked about in this article. The key is that your strip club experience boils down to you – your personality, your mood, and you’re friendly demeanor. If you’re polite and friendly to the strippers and you follow a few tips provided in this article, then there’s a good chance you’ll have the best time of your life at Rhode Island Dolls. They key is to know when to stop so you don’t go too far and disrespect the dancers, or anyone else in the club.