Football Night at RI Dolls Strip Club in Woonsocket
When football season rolls around, we don’t care which team you’re rooting for as long as you hang out with us as you do it. Come and cheer on your favorite team – or boo the defense – from our Woonsocket strip club with us and all of your buddies. In addition to cheap drinks and tasty appetizers, you’ll also find stunning women and fun half-time games every Sunday, Monday, and Thursday. Could it possibly get any better than that?
Clear Touchdowns
Does huddling around a tiny tube TV in your dorm or living room sound anything but fun? Catch every exciting move on the modern, generously sized TVs at our gentleman’s club. Instead of guessing who fumbled or passed the ball, get a good look at the name and number on every player’s jersey as you root for your home team. The picture will jump right out at you. Heck, this is better than watching a game at the stadium any day! You can see each play in great detail and you always have the best and most comfortable seats in the house.
Camaraderie
Watching the game at home alone is fun, but you know what’s even better? Screaming at the ref with a bar full of other football fans. Discuss the action, play by play, with fellow visitors at the strip club as you feast on tasty food and watch beautiful women dance. True story: The RI Dolls love football season just as much as you do, and they’ll be performing all night long to show their appreciation for this all-American pasttime.
Relaxing Massages
After a busy day at your home or office, you deserve a little bit of “you” time. Unwind with a tension-releasing rubdown from one of our talented massage girls as you catch the game, and feel free to request some one-on-one attention in one of our VIP areas if you need extra time to relax. You’ll feel like a winner after all of the knots are released from your overworked body.
Ice-Cold Drinks
Screaming “Let’s go, team!” at the television screen is enough to make anybody work up a thirst. Treat your parched throat to a frosty draft beverage for just a buck, or order one of your other favorite drinks at its regular price at the bar. If you prefer to cool down with a non-alcoholic beverage, we carry soda, water, and virgin daiquiris.
Cheap Appetizers
Admit it: Your draft looks a bit lonely when it’s not sitting beside a steaming pile of wings. We’ve got unbelievable deals on wings this football season, and $0.25 is all you need to get a mouth-watering wing dripping with our delicious famous sauce. You can order up to 20 wings for yourself, so bring your appetite – and your friends. We’ve also good burgers, sandwiches, and salads for folks who are still hungry after devouring 20 tasty wings.
Awesome Games
You don’t have to be a football star to be a winner. Bring your A-game when you visit the Rhode Island Dolls and get ready to take home some extra cash. During half-time, our gorgeous gals will be tossing cold hard cash into the air for your lucky hands to grab! Go home happy after you stuff your pockets with dollar bills, or use your unexpected windfall to treat yourself to a few extra drinks or wings.
Lovely Ladies
Everybody loves football season, but the real reason that most people come to see the dancers at our Woonsocket club is simple: the women are absolutely beautiful. Who needs cheerleaders that stay on the field when you’ve got beautiful ladies like the Rhode Island Dolls dancers standing right next to you, bouncing up and down as their favorite team gets another touchdown. Few things in life compare to tanned, toned legs of an attractive woman wrapped seductively around a pole, and we’ve got a highly talented staff filled with stunning dancers. Sure, cheerleaders are fun, but we have our own exclusive cheerleading team that will be up close and personal!
Recap
Football season is here, and we want to celebrate with you. We’ve got cheap wings, cold beer, and gorgeous strippers. Oh, and the game is on, too. See you there! It’s way better than being in a cold stadium where the beer is overpriced and the hot dogs have been sitting in a warmer for hours. Comfort, good people, good food – now this is what watching football is supposed to be like!