I’m Never Lonely At Christmas When I Have Rhode Island Dolls

A lot of people have a hard time during the holidays because they work a lot and don’t have a lot of social opportunities or because they live far from family and friends. I am one of those people. I moved for work about a couple years ago and I do spend most of my time working. I don’t have a lot of time for making friends so I haven’t really met anyone to spend days off (which are rare) and holidays with. Last Christmas sucked until I left the house and discovered RI Dolls in Woonsocket, Rhode Island. I was driving around the empty streets on the afternoon of the 24th when I noticed that there were actually cars in front of the building. Gentlemen’s clubs are not normally my thing but I decided to stop anyway and I was pleasantly surprised.

First of all, the place is very classy, not trashy. It’s a relaxing place to be in with nice décor. And the staff are top notch!

One of the things I love about Rhode Island Dolls is the food.  You thought I’d say dancers didn’t you? Well, that part is coming.  But, as a bachelor, I don’t get a lot of home cooked meals and I’m honestly just tired of most restaurants.  Rhode Island Dolls though? They have a great menu and even though I’ve eaten most of the food there dozens of times, I never get tired of it.  It’s just that good. Whether I’m just having a snack with a couple drinks or a full meal, there’s always something there that tastes so good. I never regret a meal there!

Now, the part I know you all want to hear about – the girls!  Rhode Island Dolls has the best variety and the best class of exotic dancers. The girls are friendly and happy and you can tell they love their job. They aren’t afraid to have a bit of conversation and of course they are all very skilled at what they do.

I have a personal preference for women that are more on the athletic side.  I love a girl that has some muscle tone in her legs and a nice firm butt. And if she has that girl next door look, all the better! Think Sporty Spice (ok, I know I’m showing my age a little bit here!) – long hair, and a sexy body that can really move. A lot of clubs focus on the girls with big breasts (and there are plenty of girls like that at RI Dolls strip club if that’s your thing) but this is a club that has a girl for everyone’s taste.

I love to see a girl that is able to maneuver her body around the pole in ways that you would never expect.  And if she has a bright smile for me, too, it is that much better.

Finally, there are the other people at the club that make the place feel at home.  From the bartenders to the security guys, there is always a friendly face. And don’t forget the other patrons.  There are more people at Rhode Island Dolls that I consider “friends” than in almost any other part of my life.

If you’re in the Rhode Island area during the holiday season and you don’t have somewhere to be and you are feeling kind of lonely and down, stop by Rhode Island Dolls dance club.  Have a drink, have some good food and enjoy the dancers.  

They are closed on Christmas Day but on the 24th of December they are having a customer appreciation party from 12 noon until 6 PM and you will love it.  There will be lots of good food and good drinks and Santa’s Helpers will be there looking hot and ready to help you add some items to your naughty list!

And if you have a buddy that you haven’t bought a present for because you couldn’t think of what to buy him, pick up a gift card.  Now that’s a gift that you can be sure he’ll love! Who wouldn’t want a good reason to go to the best gentleman’s club in Woonsocket, Rhode Island?

RI Dolls is a great place to be during other times of the year, too.  They have special events throughout the year like Poker Derbies and Golf Tournaments and I always make a point of turning up for those.  They support some great charities and it is an opportunity for me to put my job to the side for a bit and relax and have a good time with some fabulous people.