Meeting My Next Boyfriend at RI Dolls – Am I Crazy?
My best friend and I were sitting around eating ice cream and watching chick flicks one night and bitching about how hard it is to meet a good man. I know there are good men out there – I see them everywhere I go. The only problem is, they are married to my friends, my co-workers, and other women! I’m not all about stealing someone’s man.
I’ve tried the whole dating app thing. But honestly, I didn’t have a lot of luck there. It’s just hard to get to know someone and if you go and meet them they are not usually the man you expect them to be.
One day I had this crazy idea. What if we just go where the men are? I mean, I know my guy friends and where they go. My brother’s too. And the one place they all have in common is strip clubs like RI Dolls in Woonsocket, Rhode Island. Ya, they are at the clubs.
I know some women hate the idea of meeting a guy at a strip club but I don’t care. I’ve had boyfriends in the past who went to clubs like that and they were surprised that I didn’t mind. It’s not a biggie to me. It’s not like it’s cheating. They’re just having some harmless fun.
I suggested it to my friend and she thought I was nuts. But then we talked about it and decided to give it a shot. We could invite some other friends and go as a group.
The more I thought about it, the more it sounded like a lot of fun. I mean, I could meet the man of my dreams at RI Dolls gentlemen’s club. While I’m waiting for him, I can watch beautiful women dancing. I am always amazed by the moves these girls can do on a pole. I’d love to see it in real life. Also, the chance to go somewhere new and different—some place other than our usual hangout, is always a plus. I’m so excited about going to RI Dolls that I can’t stop thinking about it.
I can picture it now. My friend Megan, her boyfriend James, and my best friend and I will probably go on a Friday night. I’m not sure if we’ll eat there or not, but I know that I’m going to order a raspberry Mojito for my first drink. Megan orders a Cosmopolitan, and James orders a Bud Light. We find a seat a little further back, just to get our bearings in the strip club. James has been to RI Dolls a few times, but Megan and I never have. So we kind of want to ease into the experience. While we sit at the table talking about our week, I spot a table with four guys dressed in suits. All of them are very good looking!
With encouragement from Megan, I send a round of drinks over to the suits. I’m so embarrassed because I’ve never done anything like this before, but if I don’t put myself out there I could miss something, right? And if I do end up feeling like a fool, who cares? I doubt I’ll ever see those guys again. After a few minutes, I see the server place their drinks on the table, then she turns and points to me. All four guys smile and wave, then turn to each other and I’m sure they’ll start talking about me.
It didn’t take long before one of the men dressed in a suit comes over to my table and introduces himself as Scott. He’s the sexiest one of the group! And, he seems to be around my age. BINGO!! I tell him my name, and then I introduce my friends Megan and James. Scott sits down and we talk for a little while. My face must have turned 5 shades of red when he asks if I was seeing anyone. I told him I’m not. He isn’t seeing anyone either. But before long, his buddies were summoning him back to his table.
Megan, James, and I order a couple more rounds of drinks as we enjoy the dancing Dolls around us. Before long, Megan and James get a lap dance together from a red-head siren. I wasn’t left alone at the table for very long because a very pretty blonde stripper came over and told me that Scott bought me a lap dance! I was shocked, excited, and scared. I told the stripper that I’ve never had one before, and she laughed as she told me not to worry. She says that she’ll be gentle, and give me the best first lap dance a person could ever ask for.
When the song starts, I peek around the gyrating exotic dancer doing her strip tease routine in front of me to see Scott had changed his seat so he could watch. I find this to be very erotic. So I get into the lap dance a little more by relaxing and enjoying the performance. I think the stripper noticed Scott watching from afar because she suddenly got a lot more risque in her dance moves, which I greatly enjoy.
The best part of my first lap dance was when the exotic dancer puts my hands on her naked hips while she is grinding on my lap. It was so hot, I start forgetting about Scott watching and I start thinking about what it would be like to be with another woman. The song stopped just in time, because there is only so much sexual heat a person can bare without going over the line in a strip club.
As the stripper put her costume back on, Scott was by my side and asked how I liked my first lap dance. I thank him profusely and tell him it was fantastic. He walks me over to the main stage and we take the only two seats available. He asks me for my phone number, and I give it to him…
I don’t know. Maybe I could meet “the one” at RI Dolls. In any case, it will be fun to find out.